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Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Taste: Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries
I was not impressed by this breakfast cereals packaging. I do not let my feelings toward packaging affect my taste test. Let's begin.
As I had assumed by examining the anterior of the breakfast cereal package, the breakfast cereal pieces contained in the Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries receptacle are Crunch Berries. I had expected to be disappointed by seeing a changed Crunch Berry. for example, small, compact Cocoa Puffs like puffs. I found, upon pouring the breakfast cereal pieces, a larger, crudely manufactured, extremely ventilated non-globular puff. Classic Crunch Berries. The palate of colors accent each other quite brilliantly in the bowl. It doesn't look forced. This is a good start for you, Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries.
After the milk bids farewell to the jug and hastens toward the bowl, it enters the breakfast cereal pieces heroically, flowing through the perforated bits with great valor. The perforations in the pieces that I have described allow for quick milk penetration. This means a speedy and mostly effortless chew, this also allows the breakfast cereal puffs to achieve sogginess at an accelerated rate. I was able to hold an average of 7.63 breakfast cereal pieces in a regular spoonful. Post ingurgitation, the remaining milk is a beige-grey amalgam and tastes of milk with the addition of Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries.
While the packaging may be unpleasant to the eye, Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries is a tasty, well engineered and produced breakfast breakfast cereal. It is a breakfast cereal fitting for a meal or a snack.
All you need to do is Add Milk!
As I had assumed by examining the anterior of the breakfast cereal package, the breakfast cereal pieces contained in the Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries receptacle are Crunch Berries. I had expected to be disappointed by seeing a changed Crunch Berry. for example, small, compact Cocoa Puffs like puffs. I found, upon pouring the breakfast cereal pieces, a larger, crudely manufactured, extremely ventilated non-globular puff. Classic Crunch Berries. The palate of colors accent each other quite brilliantly in the bowl. It doesn't look forced. This is a good start for you, Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries.
After the milk bids farewell to the jug and hastens toward the bowl, it enters the breakfast cereal pieces heroically, flowing through the perforated bits with great valor. The perforations in the pieces that I have described allow for quick milk penetration. This means a speedy and mostly effortless chew, this also allows the breakfast cereal puffs to achieve sogginess at an accelerated rate. I was able to hold an average of 7.63 breakfast cereal pieces in a regular spoonful. Post ingurgitation, the remaining milk is a beige-grey amalgam and tastes of milk with the addition of Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries.
While the packaging may be unpleasant to the eye, Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries is a tasty, well engineered and produced breakfast breakfast cereal. It is a breakfast cereal fitting for a meal or a snack.
All you need to do is Add Milk!
Monday, May 27, 2013
Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries
First Off: Let the record show that I despise the name, "Cap'n Crunch's Oops! All Berries". Leave out the "Oops," Cap'n. It is not an accident that this box is filled entirely with "berries". I understand the need to be creative and playful in this buyer's market. I understand the need to steal the consumer's attention from other breakfast cereal choices by being colorful and contrite. That being said, you do not need four different fonts in your design. You do NOT need two exclamation points. You DO NOT need to try to humor me by littering your design with pointless interjections. This is breakfast cereal, not Pee-Wee's Playhouse. Also, how dare you replace the i's tittle with one of your stupid breakfast cereal pieces. I'm already seething.
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